Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.