One-liners Jokes

Prisca Sapientia: How many buttock imprints did this Balaam dude leave BEHIND (pun intended) by riding his ass to town? Did he invent the buttwalk or rather the original moonwalk? That man-invented holy fantasy book to which you refer has some hilarious passages. Riding one's ass to town must hurt like heck unless you've got buns o'steel. I'd rather walk upright than scoot along on my ass.  

Prisca Sapientia: I would suggest the OP "joker" look in a mirror. Anyone who'd mistakenly try to conflate hostility, anxiety, anger and depression for a cheap shot blanket aspersion is the real azzhat in the room. Ask a shrink to explain terms such as temperament, coping skills, cognitive and social dysfunctions before jumping to a false conclusion. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. They can be blunt and candid, but that only annoys... azzhats. 

mike: here's your sign 

joe is big howomowow: greast noot 

SGE: Wtf we are catching on to your Despiteful evil Drifts I must share this website on social media so they can see what’s really going on  

yo: terrible 

sup: great not 

sup: rubbish 

Celine : when a white person keeps on looking at you , all you do is tell him straight " you're looking at me, like never seen a aboriginal before!" 

dean: your mum pussy