"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.