"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."A few days more...

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.

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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
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