"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A Belgian met a Dutch friend, who was driving a Rolls Royce and spending money like water.
'How did you het so rich?' the Belgian asked.
'I went to Canada, to shoot bears. The fur coats are very expensive.'
'How do you go about shooting bears?'
'It's very simple. more...

A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
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