"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
Eternity
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.
Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...
What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
Gucci Gucci Goo