"Santa Riddle" joke
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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
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Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
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Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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Your mamma so ugly
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
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Ya Mama
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
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mike:here's your sign
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jim:i loled so hard omg Rawr XD
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
Funny Joke? 323 vote(s). 69% are positive. 17 comment(s).