"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...

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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
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"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
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