"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Blonde and lawyer quizz

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Wrinke Removal

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.
On his way out of the hospital, he met an old friend who didn't recognize more...

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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My ex-wife's parents told her she

My ex-wife's parents told her she could be anything she wanted to be. So she became a bitch.

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mike:here's your sign
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jim:i loled so hard omg Rawr XD
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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Funny Joke? 323 vote(s). 69% are positive. 17 comment(s).