"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.
"But-where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.
"Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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jim:i loled so hard omg Rawr XD
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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