"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.