"Santa Riddle" joke
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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
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Lottery
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce back-country tribe during the colonial times in the United States.
The tribal chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you we're going to kill you, and then use your more...
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Roast beef sandwich
You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
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Knock knock... cows
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
Funny Joke? 313 vote(s). 69% are positive. 15 comment(s).