"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Cedric Edem Adedje:I think you meant, because he likes it more when Mrs. Claus had make him the Joy Claus. But I'll take it.
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sophie :I like your jokes
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evan:your hairline is so ugly that it looks like Donald trumps hairline
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evan:your hairline is so crooked that it looks like mount baker.
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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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