"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!

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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
Funny Joke? 274 vote(s). 71% are positive. 10 comment(s).