"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I more...