"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
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