"Santa Riddle" joke

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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i ghirugh:idiots! This joke isn't funny........It is mean to all blondes.
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stephen:you so fat the back of yo neck look like a six pack of hot dogs
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Jay jay:Yo hairline go all the way to your neck
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AMRITPALSINGH:Ban Asrdar Joke. Salea madarchod
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richard:Maybe Santa wants the devils job.
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Darius:Yo edge up so messed up they thought it was a construction sight
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the hoe:do you know how much ur hairline costs?? A NICKEL
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Woop Woop:Im An Sk
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TM Ursula Rolle:Great, Great joke. will tell it in Toastmasters tonight
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Jenny:"Ho ho ho" says Santa with evil smile ;)
Funny Joke? 277 vote(s). 71% are positive. 10 comment(s).