"Santa Riddle" joke
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.
"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.