"What is a dolphin's favorite TV " joke

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.
"Well," said the woman, "I really would like to be rich."
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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-nack! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma candy's gone! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take! Knock Knock
Who's more...

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

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shyday:it seems like your hair drop out of school by the why you got left back.
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GIGGITGOGGITY:Yo hairline is so far back everybody thought you went bald in 3rd grade! ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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Terrryy:5,4,3,2,1 were going on a trip in our favorite rocketship zooming through the sky to find (names) hairline
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