Hot Jokes

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Foreign languages

Hot 5 hours ago

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

A Bar VS A Clitoris

Hot 8 hours agoby Kria

Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Jugs

Hot 11 hours ago

The women in my office complain that the boss is always staring at their breasts. So they sent him a "bill me later" subscription to Jugs magazine. When the first issue arrived, he was like, "Why am I getting two of these?"

Age

Hot 14 hours ago

Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs.

Good Predictions

Hot 17 hours ago

Adolf Hitler was very keen on the occult, so he went to a
fortune teller hoping that the woman could tell him how long he
would live.
After careful charting, she said, "I can't predict the exact date of
your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday."
"And which holiday will this be?" he asked.
"It does not matter." she replied. "Any day that you die will be a
Jewish Holiday."

Lousy Day

Hot 20 hours ago

Entering a bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I am so pissed off!"
"Really?" What happened?" the bartender asked.
"Well, I met this gorgeous woman and she invited me back to her place.
We stripped off our clothes, jumped into bed and just as we're about to make love her damn husband came in the front door. So, I had to jump out the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" the man explained.
"Gee, that really is tough!" replied the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me angry," continued the man. "When her husband entered the room, he said, 'Great! You're already naked! Let me just take a leak'. Damned if the lazy bugger doesn't go and piss out the window right onto my head!"
"Yuck! No wonder you're in a lousy mood," said the bartender.
"Yeah, but I still haven't told you what really, really got to more...