Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach...especially if it belongs to your partner.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.