Hot Jokes

It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly.

ARMY

Hot 5 hours ago

ARMY: Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

Run Mr Taliban Song...

Hot 11 hours ago

Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O... oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA... Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters, Air force come and they flatten your homeOld Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter, Air force come and they flatten your homeWhen we finish you all be crying, Air force come and they flatten your home, Pilot is brother of New York firemanAir force come and they flatten your home

A gentleman is a

Hot 14 hours ago

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.