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I don't blame Congress

Hot 2 hours ago

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.

Golf Clubs

Hot 5 hours ago

There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined. The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice. A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik. “So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

If you can see this

Hot 11 hours ago

If you can see this, you're not blind, which is a very good start.

I wonder who closes the door after the bus driver gets out.

Death by Job Title!

Hot 17 hours ago

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in." I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

It's easy to find "Orgasm" in the dictionary. It's between Foreplay and Snoring.