Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard !
Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath
Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.
Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Chota Miyan marries a naive young desi (country) londi (girl). On their Shaab-e-Aroosi (wedding night), he shows her his lund (penis) and tells her he's the only man to have such a thing.
Time passes by and after a few months, they are in bed one night when she grabs his organ & remarks, "You were lying when you told me you were the only man to have one of these. I've discovered that Ravana-Lingam from the Shudra Mohalla (neighbourhood) also has one as well."
Chota Miyan thinks quickly and replies, "Oh yes, that was a spare one I had, so I gave it to him."
"Oh Mehboob (darling)," she sighs. "Why did you have to give that Dravidian Admi (man) the biggest and best one ?"
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in his ear…”I have an itchy pussy”.
The bag boy responds...”well you’ll have to point it out, all these Japanese cars look the same”.