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Dolly Parton reminds you of the `Grand Tetons'.

Roast Beef and Pea Soup

Hot 10 hours ago

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

wats the differnece between roast beef and pea soup?
you can roast beef, but u cant pee soup...

Old Couple and Friend

Hot 2 days ago

Once there was an old man 70 years old named Bob who was married to his 73 year old wife, Mary.
They had their grandchild, named Caroline over. Once they got home from their walk, Bob offered Caroline some hot chocolate, toast, and eggs.
"Of course!" She said with delight.
Then, Bob goes in to make the meal for Caroline and Mary follows to help.
Bob and Mary take an hour to walk into the kitchen, take three hours making the meal, and take an hour to walk back into the living room in which Caroline was in with the meal.
Caroline noticed, "Hey, you forgot the Hot chocolate and toast!"

The Butcher Shop

Hot 6 days ago

One day a dog went running into the butcher shop and grabbed a roast from the counter. Before he could get out the door, the butcher recognized him as belonging to his neighbor, the lawyer.
Furious with the theft, the butcher phoned the lawyer and asked, "If your dog happened to steal a roast from my shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
"Definitely," replied the lawyer. "What's the cost of the roast?"
"$10.50," said the butcher.
Several days later, the butcher received an envelope containing a check for $10.50. Attached to the check was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation - $200.

Beware of altruism. It

Hot 6 days ago

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

My dog is a nuisance

Hot 1 week ago

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.