"Gas in the restaurant" joke

Hot 2 years agoby Funny J

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

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naoki:your mama is so fat, she ate jenny and craig
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Anonym:haha this was actully funny
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crazy_driver_78:you're joking, right?
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