Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again