"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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My wife makes so much noise when she makes love that even the neighbors have started to complain. So, I don't let her go over there anymore.

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Dasawna Green:Most of these jokes ya'll gave are maaaadddd corny son
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JiJi:Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!
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a,merican hatefr 332:Your comment goes here...why does scone ppl hate americans? because they are thick cretins that are shite eating baw bags
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REID:your hairline so ugly even James harden can't stir the pot on it
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REID:your hairline so far back even steph curry can't shoot from it.
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rellName:Your hairline is connected to your eyebrows
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GabberJaws:lolololol
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GabberJaws:LOL SO FUNNY!!! And true...
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