"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and more...

by Peter Leppik

The following is a *true* story. It amused the hell out of me while it was happening. I hope it isn't one of those "had to be there" things.

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I need, I stopped more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

John and his wife were thrilled to see that his penis was growing larger and staying erect much longer. After several weeks though, he noticed that it had grown to almost twenty one inches. This was causing him great concern so both he and his wife made an appointment with a more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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