"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.