"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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LittleDinko:Heh heh, love it!
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angel:yo pac man ate yo edges
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rellName:Your hairline is connected to your eyebrows
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GabberJaws:lolololol
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GabberJaws:LOL SO FUNNY!!! And true...
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penisenvy:There was a time this would have been funny to me. It's been a hard adjustment to life realizing I have laughable value compared to a guy like the one in this "joke"
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Kalib:Your hairline played "sorry" and it pick the roung card it go 5 steps back
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trudy:Classic
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JESUS:(JUDONO WHAT IVE GOT ON THIS POCKET!AND JUDONO WHAT I HAVE ON OTHER POCKET)!!
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Breeaunah:Did you go on vacation to mexico for vacation? I think your hairline stayed
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