"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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REID:your hairline so ugly even James harden can't stir the pot on it
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REID:your hairline so far back even steph curry can't shoot from it.
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