"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
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My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we more...

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JiJi:Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!
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a,merican hatefr 332:Your comment goes here...why does scone ppl hate americans? because they are thick cretins that are shite eating baw bags
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REID:your hairline so ugly even James harden can't stir the pot on it
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REID:your hairline so far back even steph curry can't shoot from it.
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GabberJaws:lolololol
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GabberJaws:LOL SO FUNNY!!! And true...
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penisenvy:There was a time this would have been funny to me. It's been a hard adjustment to life realizing I have laughable value compared to a guy like the one in this "joke"
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