"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Hairline
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she more...
My wife makes so much noise when she makes love that even the neighbors have started to complain. So, I don't let her go over there anymore.
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"How did you get here?" asks the other flea.
"I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle more...