"Dirty Rubix Riddle" joke
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
letter of proposal to her.
this is what he wrote. more...
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. "Look at this", demands the wife, "£30 on Beer".
Husband replies, "Well, what about this? £40 on make up?"
The wife looks at him with a smile and more...
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.