"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat's owner, Dr. Jones and the steward, Jack who managed to swim to the closest island.
After reaching more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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Manda Tea:I am not Jewish. I grew up in a Hindu home and think this attempt at a joke has no humor. Even if it weren't so obnoxiously cruel, it still would not be funny.
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