"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says more...

A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man more...

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: more...

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scyntist:SSabki jat ka bhoshda,lavda maru ya mandli!
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smoked it:oh dear
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Black Widow DIes:big head m8
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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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