"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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Manda Tea:I am not Jewish. I grew up in a Hindu home and think this attempt at a joke has no humor. Even if it weren't so obnoxiously cruel, it still would not be funny.
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Jameia Anderson:wtf about this is stupid as hell asf
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~2LĀZĒ~:Ur hairline is so mess up i thought at it was do the harlem shake
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Holly:not funny really
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