"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.
"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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Manda Tea:I am not Jewish. I grew up in a Hindu home and think this attempt at a joke has no humor. Even if it weren't so obnoxiously cruel, it still would not be funny.
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Jameia Anderson:wtf about this is stupid as hell asf
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~2LĀZĒ~:Ur hairline is so mess up i thought at it was do the harlem shake
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Holly:not funny really
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