"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.
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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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Manda Tea:I am not Jewish. I grew up in a Hindu home and think this attempt at a joke has no humor. Even if it weren't so obnoxiously cruel, it still would not be funny.
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Jameia Anderson:wtf about this is stupid as hell asf
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~2LĀZĒ~:Ur hairline is so mess up i thought at it was do the harlem shake
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Holly:not funny really
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