"Knock knock... cows" joke

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

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scyntist:SSabki jat ka bhoshda,lavda maru ya mandli!
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smoked it:oh dear
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smoked it:oh dear
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Black Widow DIes:big head m8
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Coolninja777101:I got a better hairline joke. Yo hairline straighter than yo chipped tooth that the dentist gave you when he saw your hairline
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jordan:wtf why you talking about hairlines
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Gg :Yo hairline so bad the reff called backcourt
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Gg :Yo hairline says take flight
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jkiller:can i get a burger fries and a shamrock shake...? what u mean ur not mc donalds? it says it on ur hairline!
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Elio Paresi:FUCK OFF YOU INBRED SUBNORMAL
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