You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared