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Dirty Rubix Riddle

Hot 7 years ago

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.


Hot 7 years ago

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

On a mountain

Hot 7 years ago

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started clapping...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Q: Why did Snow White get kicked out of the magical kingdom?
A: She sat on Pinnochio's face and said,"lie to me baby...lie to me!"


Hot 5 years ago

Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!