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hairline

Hot 6 years agoby ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

yo hairline

Hot 5 years agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy,

Hot 4 years ago

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
few."
The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
"We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
think about it."

*Stupid Bus*

Hot 5 years ago

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

Godzilla

Hot 3 years ago

Ya momma is so ugly that when she went to Japan everybody yelled "GODZILLA"!

Roast beef sandwich

Hot 4 years ago

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Biting Your Fingernails!

Hot 3 years ago

Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop.
"Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting your fingernails. If you don't, then those fingernails will pile up inside your stomach and soon your stomach will be huge and full of fingernails." Jimmy, worried about the idea of fingernails in his stomach, agreed to stop.
The next day, Jimmy and his mom were shopping in a supermarket. They went to check out, and a pregnant woman was waiting in line in front of them. Jimmy beamed at the pregnant woman and said, "I know what YOU'VE been doing...."