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yo hairline

Hot 4 years agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

Hot 6 years ago

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your hairline

Hot 5 years ago

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Yo moma

Hot 4 years ago

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

Oranges

Hot 4 years ago

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

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