all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!