You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Climate/Terrain: Any Usenet
Activity cycle: Any
Intelligence: Low (3-5)
Alignment: Chaotic evil
No. Appearing: 1
Armour Class: n/a
Hit Dice: 100
No. of Attacks: n/a
Special Attacks: See
Special Defences: See
Magic Resistance: 100%
Size: Exists as mental force
Morale: Elite (14)
XP Value: 1,800
The Usenet troll (Trollicus useneticus bloodyirritatingus) is an evil
mental parasite found in all areas of Usenet, where it preys upon the
brains of lusers (Homo stultissimus). Most clueful people avoid these
creatures, since Usenet trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly,
demanding responses from their prey.
Usenet trolls are immune to flames (Flammae useneticae), which is
unfortunate, as most will try to attack them more...
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.
The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?
Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"
The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him - I was just trying to trip him up."