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yo hairline

Hot 3 years agoby Michael

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Hot 4 years ago

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

sister

Hot 3 years agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

Santa Riddle

Hot 4 years ago

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!