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Hot 5 years agoby ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Gullible cop

Hot 5 years agoby TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the vehicle?

Driver: It's not my vehicle. I stole it.

Cop: Are you telling me this is a stolen car?

Driver: That's right. Mind you, now that I think of it, I believe I did see the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Cop: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yep. I put it there after I shot and killed the whoman who owns this car. Then I stuffed her in the trunk.

Cop: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

When the cop heard this, he immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver so he could handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may more...

Pamella Borde

Hot 6 years ago

A SUPERINTENDING Engineer (S. E.) of the CPWD was inspecting the furniture section. He wanted to test the knowledge of his subordinates.
"What kind of wood is this?" he asked one.
"Teak, sir. C. P. Teak," replied the subordinate.
"And the plywood?"
"Duroply sir. It bears the ISI mark. Best in the market.
"And the board?"
"Pamella Borde, sir," replied the smarty subordinate.
"What do you mean? This is Duro board," growled the S. E.
"Sir, we have renamed it Pamella Borde, because it is the best available and universally used."