An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass. The driver told the Attorney. The attorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you. The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children. The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone.
It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir I do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness. The Attorney says to them do not worry about it, it is fine and plenty for everyone. You will love my house, the grass is more...
once, these two thefts went to heaven. when they reached the golden gates of heaven they met saint peter. "NAMES PLEASE!" saint peter exclaimed since he saw the two guys were black. he got there names but didnt see their names in the book so he went to god and ask "God there are these two coloured guys at the gates should we let them in?" "of course st peter there is no racisum in heaven," God replied. so peter went and returned huffing and puffing"God GGGod there gone" "who the coloured people" "NO, the golden gates"