Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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