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    Got a weedeater?

    Hot 10 months agoby SWEETLY BEAT

    One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

    Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

    With a questioned look on his face, the man replied, “What’s that?”

    “I’ll give you an example,” said the professor. “Do you have a weedeater?”

    Although the question seemed strange, the man answered, “Yes, I do”

    “Well, if you have a weedeater, then you must have a yard, do you have a yard?”

    The man nods.

    “Then, if you have a yard, I’ll bet you have a house.”

    Again, the man agrees.

    “Because you have a house, you must have a wife?”

    Once more, the man nods.

    “If you have a wife, you must be heterosexual, correct?”

    The man again agrees. The man finishes up the full course and heads back to Alabama. When he comes across more...

    Son of a bitch confession

    Hot 9 months ago

    One day a girl went to church to make a confession
    GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sined
    PRIEST: What have you done my child
    GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch
    PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch
    GIRL: Caused he touched my hand
    PRIEST: Like this, (as he touches her hand)
    GIRL:Yes father.
    PRIEST: That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
    GIRL: Then he touched my breast.
    PRIEST: Like this, (as he touched her breast)
    GIRL: Yes father
    PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
    GIRL: Then he took off my clothes father
    PRIEST: Like this, (as he takes off her clothes)
    GIRL: Yes father
    PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
    GIRL: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where
    PRIEST: Like this, (as he stuck his you know what into her you know here)
    GIRL: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER
    PRIEST: (after a few minutes) that's no reason to call him a son of a more...

    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
    After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
    After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study.
    After $250,000, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
    Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
    After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

    Bill Gates compares the computer industry with General Motors
    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):
    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
    For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
    Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall more...

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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