Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.”