Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris had a twin brother but when they were born Chuck Norris choked him with the umbilical chord!!!

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.”