"Chuck Norris touch" joke

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-nack! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma candy's gone! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take! Knock Knock
Who's more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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