"Chuck Norris touch" joke

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

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