"Chuck Norris touch" joke

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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