"Chuck Norris touch" joke

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Chuck Norris invented the beard.

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

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