"Chuck Norris touch" joke

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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