"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, more...

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