"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A mysterious X-shaped pattern of space debris seen by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope was probably two asteroids that collided, scientists said Tuesday. Scientists believe the collision happened when one of the asteroids suddenly accelerated. Scientists are calling the pattern of more...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

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