"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your more...

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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