"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.
"Well," said the woman, "I really would like to be rich."
*POOF* Her rocking chair more...



by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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