"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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by ryt

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
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Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

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