"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.