"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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