"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red C..." joke

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

A mysterious X-shaped pattern of space debris seen by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope was probably two asteroids that collided, scientists said Tuesday. Scientists believe the collision happened when one of the asteroids suddenly accelerated. Scientists are calling the pattern of more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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