"Chuck Norris boner" joke
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!