"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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