"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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