"Chuck Norris boner" joke
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Chuck Norris invented the beard.