"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Chuck Norris invented the beard.

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