"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors



by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

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