"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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