"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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