"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN`T STUDY
FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a sentence.
Jimmy: Handsome gum over will ya?
Teacher: No, no, that's not right. You have one more chance. Use the word "gladiator" in a sentence.
Jimmy: A monster ate my sister and I'm gladiator.

I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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