"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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