"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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