"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

What happens when a Chinese man gets a boner and runs into a wall?
He hits his nose.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
Funny Joke? 103 vote(s). 70% are positive. 1 comment(s).