"Chuck Norris boner" joke

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors



All you want for Christmas is a hairline!


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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

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