"Chuck Norris boner" joke
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.
All you want for Christmas is a hairline!