Boner Jokes

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    Chuck Norris boner

    Hot 1 month ago

    Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
    Their were no survivors

    Confucius Says Jokes

    Hot 1 year ago

    Confucius Says Jokes
    Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
    Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
    Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
    State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
    He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
    He who plays with self, pulls boner.
    Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
    House without toilet is uncanny.
    Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
    Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
    Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
    It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
    Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
    Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
    Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
    Man who lay woman more...

    Gross, Grosser, Grossest

    Hot 14 years ago

    What's gross?
    Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
    What's grosser than that?
    Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
    What's grosser than that?
    When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.
    You want to know what's grosser than that?
    When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
    But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

    What happens when a Chinese man gets a boner and runs into a wall?
    He hits his nose.

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