Mexican Jokes

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    A Cuban, a Japaneze guy,

    Hot 4 months ago

    A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
    The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
    in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
    He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
    few."
    The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
    "We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
    The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
    think about it."

    Life's Values

    Hot 3 months ago

    An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
    The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
    The Mexican replied that it took only a little while.
    The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.
    The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time?
    The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senior."
    The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds more...

    Mexican olympics

    Hot 2 months ago

    why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
    Because any mexican who can already run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

    Mexican Smuggler

    Hot 3 years ago

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
    The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
    He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?""Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the more...

    Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.
    They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.
    The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. The tribe chief says to the Candian, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
    The Canadian responds, "I will take oil!"
    So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times.
    When he is finished the Canadian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
    The Amazons haul the Canadian away, and say to the Mexican,
    "What do you want on your back?"
    "I will take nothing!, I will take my punishment like a real man!" says the Mexican, and he boldly stands there and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
    Finally, it's the Yank's turn and the tribal chief asks:
    "What will you take on your back?"
    And he responds - " I'll take the Mexican! "

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