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    United Nations survey

    Hot 8 months agoby Tats

    The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

    "Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure:

    * In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
    * In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
    * In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
    * In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
    * In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

    * In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

    A Cuban, a Japaneze guy,

    Hot 8 months ago

    A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
    The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
    in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
    He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
    few."
    The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
    "We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
    The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
    think about it."

    French Happiness

    Hot 7 months ago

    When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle.
    "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
    "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.
    A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...and no one knew what to say next.
    Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said,
    "Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word, 'appiness."

    Two men and one woman

    Hot 7 months ago

    Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred. .. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two more...

    Polak Detective

    Hot 7 months ago

    Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
    When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"
    The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
    When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
    When the Polish man arrived for his interview, he was asked the exact same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tommorrow."
    When the Polish man arrived home, his wife asked "How did more...

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