"I asked God for a bike" joke

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

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crazy_driver_78:what do you call a poor man on a bicycle? thief. why don't you run him over? it might be your bike.
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