"I asked God for a bike" joke
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!