"I asked God for a bike" joke

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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The guy looks at him and says," If you do that again I will cut your head off with this here more...

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crazy_driver_78:what do you call a poor man on a bicycle? thief. why don't you run him over? it might be your bike.
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