"A Cuban, a Japaneze guy," joke

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A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
few."
The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
"We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
think about it."

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
It's not a gong. It's a talking more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Mr shut down:Your hairline is so cricket it look like The footsteps of Stephen curry juking someone
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BigJohn:HAHA... stupid Cuban. Go back to Cuba.
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Bojan:Yo hairline is the back of independence
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ms.nice:That's mean
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