"A Cuban, a Japaneze guy," joke

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A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
few."
The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
"We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
think about it."

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in
front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written
in urine across the snow.
Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security more...

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hairline

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

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FUCK YOU:OMG SO GOOOOD
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Mr shut down:Your hairline is so cricket it look like The footsteps of Stephen curry juking someone
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BigJohn:HAHA... stupid Cuban. Go back to Cuba.
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Bojan:Yo hairline is the back of independence
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ms.nice:That's mean
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