"Oranges" joke

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Congo!
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan live as cheaply as one! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

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