Banana Jokes

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    Oranges

    Hot 11 months ago

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

    Physics Puzzle...

    Hot 9 months ago

    Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
    Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
    Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
    The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
    The judge decided to set him free, and the conductor returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time more...

    The talking banana

    Hot 8 months ago

    Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??
    A: "Why the hell are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

    What is yellow and goes round and round?

    A banana in a washing machine!

    Banana

    Hot 5 years ago

    a banana and a vibrator were sitting on a bed side table banana turned to the vibrator i dont know why ur shakin shes gonna f*** eat me!!!

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