Spare Jokes

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    A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
    The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
    in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
    He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare a
    few."
    The Japaneze guy pulls some computer chip out of his pocket and says,
    "We produce so many of these, we can spare a few."
    The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says "Don't even
    think about it."

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    A Newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune, and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself. His brother calls from Newfoundland to tell him their father is very ill and probably won't survive.
    "Well, if he dies I'll pay for the funeral; the best of everything, spare no expense, just send me the bill," says the Toronto Newfie.
    Two weeks later he gets a bill in the mail for $7500.00
    He sends the cheque off to his brother.
    The following week he gets a bill for $75.00
    He sends the cheque off to his brother.
    The following week he gets another bill for $75.00
    He sends the cheque off to his brother.
    The following week he gets yet another bill for $75.00
    He sends the cheque off to his brother.
    The following week he gets a bill for $75.00
    He calls his brother and says, "What the hell is going on; why do keep get a bill for $75.00 every week?"
    His brother tells him, "Well, you said spare no expense, so we more...

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    One day a husband was chiding his beautiful blonde wife about leaving her keys in the ignition of her car.
    "If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
    "Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the husband countered.
    "Oh that's okay," the wife chirped happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"

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