"United Nations survey " joke

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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
* In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
* In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
* In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
* In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

* In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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PitaDLC:beautiful and very true.
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Terry:Ouch - from an American (who upvoted it)
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dddd gggg:look like ya barber played fruit ninja wit ya line boi
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GusGold:At least Australia voted :P
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Anonym:nice!
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Andrew K.:Voted Up for this top joke! (BTW, just in case I'm from NY, USA)
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Anonym:US. where is it?
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