"United Nations survey " joke

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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
* In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
* In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
* In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
* In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

* In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a more...

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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PitaDLC:beautiful and very true.
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Terry:Ouch - from an American (who upvoted it)
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dddd gggg:look like ya barber played fruit ninja wit ya line boi
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thought it was:yo hairline looks the rocky mountains
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GusGold:At least Australia voted :P
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Anonym:nice!
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Andrew K.:Voted Up for this top joke! (BTW, just in case I'm from NY, USA)
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Anonym:US. where is it?
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