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    United Nations survey

    Hot 9 months agoby Tats

    The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

    "Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure:

    * In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
    * In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
    * In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
    * In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
    * In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

    * In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

    God and China

    Hot 9 months agoby Tats

    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

    Bull Of Samoa

    Hot 8 months ago

    China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says, "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa.". Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of more...

    Stupid Ex-wife

    Hot 7 months ago

    My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

    China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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