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    United Nations survey

    Hot 10 months agoby Tats

    The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

    "Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure:

    * In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
    * In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
    * In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
    * In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
    * In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

    * In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

    God and China

    Hot 10 months agoby Tats

    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

    Bull Of Samoa

    Hot 9 months ago

    China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says, "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says, "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa.". Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of more...

    Stupid Ex-wife

    Hot 8 months ago

    My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

    China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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