"Stupid Ex-wife" joke

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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noel :your hairline is so far back i though it was the 80s
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Ya boii Cj:Your hairline so far pushed back Stephen Curry hit 11 3's behind it
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Tom O:that is a Jerry Seinfeld joke
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