"make up" joke

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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Titala878($):Ok funny VERY FUNNY HA HA HA
Funny Joke? 38 vote(s). 63% are positive. 1 comment(s).