"make up" joke

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

''These Nan Jokes are getting old....''
''So is your Nan....''
"My Nan is dead, yeahhh. Awkward, right?"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Titala878($):Ok funny VERY FUNNY HA HA HA
Funny Joke? 38 vote(s). 63% are positive. 1 comment(s).