"make up" joke

Hot 9 months agoby justincider

Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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Titala878($):Ok funny VERY FUNNY HA HA HA
Funny Joke? 38 vote(s). 63% are positive. 1 comment(s).