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wife

Hot 4 years agoby justincider

My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt.

Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister.

make up

Hot 6 months agoby justincider

Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

foreplay

Hot 3 years agoby justincider

Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.

Spent my last £50 on a prostitute last night and she was menstruating.
That's me in the red again.

My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.

fingered

Hot 4 years agoby justincider

I once fingered my daughter to the police.

I think it was every breath you take.

sister

Hot 7 months agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?