"In the red" joke

Spent my last £50 on a prostitute last night and she was menstruating.
That's me in the red again.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

“Good afternoon. Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?”

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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