Police Jokes

My wife and I are inseparable.

The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart

The police were called to our house after a violent domestic dispute.
My wife completely lost her head. I was lucky and just had cuts and bruises.

Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van.
But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.

- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
- Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
- If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
- Spearfish: If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

There once lived three boys. They had really weird names. The first was named Nobody, the second was named Shut Up, and the third was named Manners.
One day, the boy named Nobody fell into the river. Shut Up and Manners went to the police station.
On the way to the police station, Manners needed to go to the toilet, so Shut Up went alone.
Shut Up said"Nobody fell into the river! Nobody fell into the river!"
The policeman asked curiously"Why are you here then?
Shut Up said"Never mind then."
The policeman asked Shut Up"What is your name?" Shut Up replied"Shut Up!" The policeman questioned Shut Up"Where are your manners?" Shut Up responded,"In the toilet!"