"My wife" joke

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My wife and I are inseparable.

The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart

What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Lenin is dying, and talking things over with Stalin, his
successor.
"The one worry I have," says Lenin, "is this: will the people
follow you? What do you think, comrade Stalin?"
"They will," says Stalin, "they surely more...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

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Heaney:In case you forgot, the legs do not connect the head to the ass, that is this thing called a torso. If he had short legs then his ass would only be closer to the ground.
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