"My wife" joke

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My wife and I are inseparable.

The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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Heaney:In case you forgot, the legs do not connect the head to the ass, that is this thing called a torso. If he had short legs then his ass would only be closer to the ground.
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