"Your Mamas Good Side" joke

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that more...

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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