"Your Mamas Good Side" joke
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
A whore met a plastic surgeon and asked him to make another hole
"What you need anoda hole for?" Asked the surgeon.
"Business is good" Replied the whore "So I want to open another branch"!
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!