Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
yo mamas so dirty- she has plants growing out of her ass.
yo mamas so harry- they said,"Ate that Mighty Joe Youngs Sister?