"Yo mamas so ugly" joke
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Howie gonna figure this out?
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.