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    I don't know!

    Hot 9 months ago

    A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
    The husband said, "Who was that?"
    The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."

    Headache

    Hot 8 months ago

    Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and more...

    W-I-F-E

    Hot 8 months ago

    Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
    While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
    The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
    Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
    The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
    Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
    The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know...
    Rich, Urban, Biker."
    They turn to the woman and ask her,
    " What are you? "
    She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
    Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc

    The Seven-Ten Cap

    Hot 8 months agoby Dima&Kate

    A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
    All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
    She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one."
    "What kind of a car is it on?" the clerk asked.
    "It's a Toyota."
    "Okay lady, how big is it?"
    She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
    The clerk asks, "What does it do?"
    "I don't know, but its always been there."
    By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a note pad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. The customer carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes "710."
    The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the more...

    Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

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