"Too bad all the people who know how" joke

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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dean:your mum pussy
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