"Too bad all the people who know how" joke

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique more...

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dean:your mum pussy
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