"funniest F****** joke ever" joke
ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer
King Arthur knew that Guinevere was cheating on him, but he didn't know who with. Intending to find out, he had her fit with a special chastity belt, lined on either side by razor blades.
Several days later, Arthur had all his knights line up and drop trousers so he could more...
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...