"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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OG DEMO:YO HAIRLINE IS LIKE A TIMELINE IT CAN GO BACK TO 1534
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yomainbitch!:wow that wuz so fuckin awsum!! bro! /.\
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me:after dinner i did a shit, i reverves it's, soon after desert i did another
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Jared:your hairline is jogging back
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Jared:that is so stupid and i don't get a damn thing you said
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anonyms:Adidas Stands for And Did i DO a Shit
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