"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said.' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man' more...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest
in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water.
He says, "We have so many cigars in cuba, we can spare more...

One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

With a questioned look on more...

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OG DEMO:YO HAIRLINE IS LIKE A TIMELINE IT CAN GO BACK TO 1534
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yomainbitch!:wow that wuz so fuckin awsum!! bro! /.\
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me:after dinner i did a shit, i reverves it's, soon after desert i did another
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Jared:your hairline is jogging back
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Jared:that is so stupid and i don't get a damn thing you said
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anonyms:hahahahaha
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anonyms:Adidas Stands for And Did i DO a Shit
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hairline:they got the mcdonald sign from your hairline
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FUNNY MANE:YO HAIRLINE SO FAR BACK YOU WHOULD THINK ITS ON THE NORTH POLE.
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jayshawn: Shut up yo hair line look like u trying to call Captin america
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