"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Life is like a cactus.
Around every corner there's another prick.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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