"AIDS or Alzheimer's?" joke

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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yomainbitch!:wow that wuz so fuckin awsum!! bro! /.\
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me:after dinner i did a shit, i reverves it's, soon after desert i did another
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Jared:that is so stupid and i don't get a damn thing you said
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anonyms:Adidas Stands for And Did i DO a Shit
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