Hairdresser Jokes

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    Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

    This TRUE STORY from my secretary.
    Last week her mother was getting her usual "do" when her hairdresser relayed a previous-day experience:
    The hairdresser (owner) was getting ready to close up her shop when a man came in and asked if she could give him a "quick cut" before she closed. She agreed, and as she was trimming the guy's hair, he put his hand under the "cape" and the cape started moving. (She became somewhat uncomfortable.)
    Then, the lady got REAL concerned when the man put his OTHER hand under the cape and the cape started moving MORE; she thought she was trimming the hair of a PERVERT. She then panicked, took a hairdryer and smashed the man up-side his head, causing him to black out on the floor.
    The lady hurried and called 911, police came... only to find out that the poor guy was JUST CLEANING HIS GLASSES!

    A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to cut her hair but the blonde just screamed "NO, DONT DO IT!"
    In a few minutes the blonde fell asleep from all the thinking she had to do to pick out a hairstyle. The hairdresser takes off the headphones and in a few minutes the blonde dies.
    The hairdresser, shocked, then hears the headphones. It was repeating the words "Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale...."

    A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested."You can't take those away from me - I'll die without them!" The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn't budge. So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor. The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating "Breathe In, Breathe Out."

    A blonde went to the hairdresser for a haircut wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asked her to remove them but the blonde protested and said she would die without them.
    The hairdresser did her best to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde refused to remove them. So, the hairdresser proceeded to cut her hair around the headphones and noticed a few minutes later that the blonde had fallen asleep. Thinking this would be a good time to remove them, the hairdresser took them off the blonde's head and finished cutting her hair. It was then that the hairdresser discovered the blonde was dead.
    Being totally confused, the hairdresser picked up the headphones and listened to them. All she could hear was "Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out."

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