Hairdo Jokes

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    Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
    Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
    You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

    You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

    Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

    You might be a redneck if...

    Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

    Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.

    Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

    The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

    Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

    You pick your teeth from a catalog.

    You've ever financed a tattoo.

    You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."

    Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

    Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
    "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
    dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
    "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
    "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
    "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called este." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
    "We're going to go to more...

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