"Abortion" joke

My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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G F:Kevin courtney was the only one who avoided his mom's hanger
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Funny Joke? 90 vote(s). 40% are positive. 2 comment(s).