"Abortion" joke

My girlfriend had an abortion yesterday.
It went ok but it took a lot out of her.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

“Good afternoon. Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?”

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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G F:Kevin courtney was the only one who avoided his mom's hanger
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Funny Joke? 90 vote(s). 40% are positive. 2 comment(s).