"fingered" joke

Hot 7 years agoby justincider

I once fingered my daughter to the police.

I think it was every breath you take.

''These Nan Jokes are getting old....''
''So is your Nan....''
"My Nan is dead, yeahhh. Awkward, right?"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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James H. H. Lampert:The biggest flaw in the common form of this joke is that the punchline makes no sense if "big sister" is the one who'd said that she wants to "put it in cider." Much better, something like "Everybody says that when big sister gets a prick . . . " or "Big Brother says that whenever Big Sister gets a prick . . . "
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