"foreplay" joke

Hot 6 years agoby justincider

Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.

Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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