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make a meal

Hot 9 months agoby justincider

I accidentally left the fridge door open and all the food went off.
My wife was furious. "What am I supposed to do with all this food?"
I said. "Look, love, don't make a meal out of it."

Pen and Sword

Hot 4 years agoby justincider


"The pen is mightier than the sword."

Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?

My wife

Hot 1 year agoby justincider

My wife and I are inseparable.

The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart

Cancer

Hot 6 years agoby justincider

Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!

Divorce

Hot 11 months agoby justincider

All you need is love.
Unless you're a divorce lawyer.

Hermaphrodite

Hot 11 months agoby justincider

My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

stair lift

Hot 11 months agoby justincider

Stair lifts, they're driving me up the wall.