My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt.
Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
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There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and more...
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!