"wife" joke

Hot 6 years agoby justincider

My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt.

Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fucking her sister.

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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HAHA:what is your iq....like 30?
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Titala878($):No no no
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