"sister" joke

Hot 3 months agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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kkell:Your face ran away from your hairline
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bearizzle:what is the hardest thing about watching an 8yr old get hit by a car? A: my dick
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