"sister" joke

Hot 11 months agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?

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Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
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Who's there!
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

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He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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