"sister" joke

Hot 2 years agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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