"sister" joke

Hot 6 months agoby justincider

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit like that from your sister, do you?

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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