Mrs. Cohen, the buxom, sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a... well... unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man - sigh - he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man... "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
From: Rodney And Cathy's Joke List
My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
The definition of a housewife: a middle aged lady that will do anything to get on a reality tv show.
A bored housewife in suburbia is entertaining her lover in bed one day as, unknown to them, her nine-year-old son is taking it all in from her bedroom closet. As luck would have it, the husband arrives home unexpectedly from the office and the surprised wife shoves her lover into the closet.
Son says to lover, "Sure is dark in here, isn't it?"
After jumping out of his skin and crawling back in, the lover replied that it was.
"Would you like to buy a flashlight?" asks the boy. The lover said he didn't think so.
"Sure would be bad if dad found out about this," observed the boy. The lover enquired as to how much the boy wanted for the flashlight and agreed to pay the $25.00 price.
Two weeks later, same housewife, same lover, same boy in the closet when husband again arrives home unexpectedly. Wife shoves lover into closet and son says, "Sure is dark in here, isn't it? Would you like to buy a fishing rod?"
The lover agrees to more...