"China was once bordering the United States, until ..." joke
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors