"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't more...

A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man more...

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah-I wasn't even home last night!"

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: more...

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Sarah:Dumb! Not funny dumb...just dumb!
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Naruto:Boi that's why they made a song about your hair line called fadding away
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SUPAHOTFIRE:Boi if you dont get yo kd wing span far apart hairline looking ASS
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Smuf:Imperial college need to read this
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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