"God and China" joke
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.
"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.