"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio more...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll more...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Smuf:Imperial college need to read this
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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matt:your hairline so far back you look like Laban james
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tylerwilliams:what the fuck
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wtf?:how is this a joke
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