"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality.. ..
I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer more...

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Sarah:Dumb! Not funny dumb...just dumb!
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Naruto:Boi that's why they made a song about your hair line called fadding away
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SUPAHOTFIRE:Boi if you dont get yo kd wing span far apart hairline looking ASS
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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