"God and China" joke
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
Fight crime: Shoot back!
College is like a woman
You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!