"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

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