"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said.I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!""Like more...

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don't work, the emergency phonedoesn't work, and they both begin to panic. The woman more...

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Naruto:Boi that's why they made a song about your hair line called fadding away
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SUPAHOTFIRE:Boi if you dont get yo kd wing span far apart hairline looking ASS
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Smuf:Imperial college need to read this
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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matt:your hairline so far back you look like Laban james
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