"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained (as usual) "I have a headache"...
"Perfect" he said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can either take it orally or as a more...

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Naruto:Boi that's why they made a song about your hair line called fadding away
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SUPAHOTFIRE:Boi if you dont get yo kd wing span far apart hairline looking ASS
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Smuf:Imperial college need to read this
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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matt:your hairline so far back you look like Laban james
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