"God and China" joke

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
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What Do You Call a Nun in a Wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Giselle!
Giselle who!
Gisellegant and very pretty!

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I more...

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